WorkBuddy is a dumbbell, Doubao and Qwen are treadmills; I choose the dumbbell

This morning, after finishing my leg day workout and collapsing into my chair, I stumbled upon that article titled "Doubao vs. WorkBuddy vs. Qianwen Office: A Comprehensive Head-to-Head of the Three Enterprise AI Office Giants in 2026." The title sounds intimidating, but after reading it, I'm even more convinced of one thing: these three aren't even playing in the same league. Forcing a comparison is like trying to see which burns more fat between a squat rack and a treadmill—the premise itself is wrong.