That compliance officer in Brussels probably isn't sleeping tonight

Monday night at 8 PM, I was waiting for a friend in a small pub in Brussels. He is the legal director for a certain European AI company. He had just finished a meeting, walked in, and ordered a double espresso. He said the most explosive news from the meeting wasn't tariffs or antitrust issues, but those casual remarks by the European Commission spokesperson—both ChatGPT and Roblox could be listed under the Digital Services Act's roster of Very Large Online Platforms.